Stantunbep is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving
dove.
Stantunbep created an atom four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stantunbep, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Stantunbep, she will turn you into a slug.
Stantunbep's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Stantunbep's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
2. Never paint your head pink.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never wear kilts.
5. Always stare at clouds.