Badlipbimrig Appbed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient chicken.

Badlipbimrig Appbed created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badlipbimrig Appbed, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Badlipbimrig Appbed, he will destroy your favourite star.

Badlipbimrig Appbed's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Badlipbimrig Appbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of ants.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always obey Badlipbimrig Appbed's priests.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Badlipbimrig Appbed.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.