Bepdavkam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent cat.

Bepdavkam created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepdavkam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bepdavkam, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bepdavkam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bepdavkam's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.