Zigspagbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, strong cow.

Zigspagbess created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigspagbess, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zigspagbess, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zigspagbess' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Zigspagbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Zigspagbess loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zigspagbess.