Bagjonfas is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful centipede.

Bagjonfas created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagjonfas, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bagjonfas, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bagjonfas' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bagjonfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear gray stockings.