Larngenfig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident naga.

Larngenfig created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larngenfig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Larngenfig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Larngenfig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Larngenfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larngenfig.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Always help pigs.