Fagomtken is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring bear.

Fagomtken created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagomtken, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fagomtken, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fagomtken's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fagomtken's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear mauve jumpers.

5. You must pray to Fagomtken three times a day.