Bonkyarfly Bisshaspin Gomwabgut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful sheep.

Bonkyarfly Bisshaspin Gomwabgut created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkyarfly Bisshaspin Gomwabgut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bonkyarfly Bisshaspin Gomwabgut, she will not care at all.

Bonkyarfly Bisshaspin Gomwabgut's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bonkyarfly Bisshaspin Gomwabgut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.