Cinriljap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak deer.

Cinriljap created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinriljap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cinriljap, it will curse you with boils.

Cinriljap's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cinriljap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear purple coats.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Cinriljap loves doves, so they must be honoured.