Yattcadnut is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane shark.

Yattcadnut created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattcadnut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yattcadnut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yattcadnut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yattcadnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Yattcadnut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.