Limcabgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, uncaring fish.

Limcabgeb created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Limcabgeb, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Limcabgeb, she will turn you into a goat.

Limcabgeb's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Limcabgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limcabgeb.