Talnanwee is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, calm hamster.

Talnanwee created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Talnanwee, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Talnanwee, he will turn you into a hamster.

Talnanwee's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Talnanwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.