Himnibren is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow cat.

Himnibren created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himnibren, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Himnibren, she will turn you into a rat.

Himnibren's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Himnibren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.