Sidfadgil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing hedgehog.

Sidfadgil created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidfadgil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sidfadgil, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sidfadgil's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sidfadgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sidfadgil.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not take Sidfadgil's name in vain.