Dibstiktig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful tortoise.

Dibstiktig created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibstiktig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dibstiktig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dibstiktig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dibstiktig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dibstiktig.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.