Nab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful jellyfish.

Nab created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never talk about whales.

4. Hide from turquoise pigs for they are unholy.

5. Never wear shoes.