Bonquimfat Linmillat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, cheerful chicken.

Bonquimfat Linmillat created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonquimfat Linmillat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonquimfat Linmillat, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bonquimfat Linmillat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bonquimfat Linmillat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never laugh in the presence of tapirs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.