Kapbifbass is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced shark.

Kapbifbass created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapbifbass, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kapbifbass, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kapbifbass' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kapbifbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kapbifbass.