Dussogtig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-confident dryad.

Dussogtig created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dussogtig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussogtig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dussogtig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dussogtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Dussogtig.

4. Run away from blue dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Dussogtig must be the most important thing in your life.