Tifcamhak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic meerkat.

Tifcamhak created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tifcamhak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tifcamhak, it will send you a sign.

Tifcamhak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tifcamhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the south.