Gupbumjap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless cobra.

Gupbumjap created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Gupbumjap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gupbumjap, he will not care at all.

Gupbumjap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gupbumjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Gupbumjap loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Worship no other gods but Gupbumjap.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gupbumjap.

5. Never hurt snakes.