Komligman is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane lion.

Komligman created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komligman, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Komligman, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Komligman's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Komligman's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow jumpers.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Komligman.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.