Honmutont is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless jellyfish.

Honmutont created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Honmutont, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Honmutont, it will turn you into a rock.

Honmutont's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Honmutont's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five platinum sculptures of Honmutont on top of important buildings.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.