Rilteenwat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest crab.

Rilteenwat created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rilteenwat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rilteenwat, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rilteenwat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rilteenwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide if six mice approach from the east.
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