Jencuncip is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, smart wombat.

Jencuncip created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jencuncip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jencuncip, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Jencuncip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Jencuncip's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of eagles.

2. Run away if five horses approach from the south.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Do not shave your feet.