Jabcarcab is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, stupid
ferret.
Jabcarcab created humankind two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jabcarcab, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Jabcarcab, it will remove you from existence.
Jabcarcab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Jabcarcab's Holy Commandments1. Never laugh in the presence of snails.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Feed all hungry foxes.
5. Never pour water over plants.