Listgetbed is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud dolphin.

Listgetbed created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Listgetbed, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Listgetbed, he will have a low opinion of you.

Listgetbed's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Listgetbed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight sheep approach from the west.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Listgetbed.

5. Do not shave your chest.