Listgetbed is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud
dolphin.
Listgetbed created the Sun twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Listgetbed, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Listgetbed, he will have a low opinion of you.
Listgetbed's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Listgetbed's Holy Commandments1. Run away if eight sheep approach from the west.
2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never go into brown rooms.
4. Worship no other gods but Listgetbed.
5. Do not shave your chest.