Tiksugnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise bird.

Tiksugnarl created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiksugnarl, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tiksugnarl, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tiksugnarl's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Tiksugnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not take Tiksugnarl's name in vain.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
Votes: 22       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god