Dagdissdun is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, sapient snake.

Dagdissdun created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagdissdun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dagdissdun, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dagdissdun's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dagdissdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Never paint your head cyan.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.