Veencedbinjam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced hummingbird.

Veencedbinjam created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veencedbinjam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Veencedbinjam, she will be mildly annoyed.

Veencedbinjam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Veencedbinjam's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Never run near capybaras.

4. Retreat if eight eagles approach from the east.

5. Never wear skirts.