Bemquagdab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciless raven.

Bemquagdab created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Bemquagdab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bemquagdab, she will manifest in front of you.

Bemquagdab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bemquagdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bemquagdab's priests.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Do not cook food in pots.