Stankancet is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid giraffe.

Stankancet created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stankancet, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stankancet, it will turn you into a duck.

Stankancet's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Stankancet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. You must pray to Stankancet five times a day.