Stervegflancatlidgig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring cobra.

Stervegflancatlidgig created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stervegflancatlidgig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stervegflancatlidgig, he will make you grow a tail.

Stervegflancatlidgig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Stervegflancatlidgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Stervegflancatlidgig on top of all buildings.

3. You must pray to Stervegflancatlidgig six times a day.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. Hide from red gulls for they are unholy.