Flagbumarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident badger.

Flagbumarn created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flagbumarn, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagbumarn, he will remove you from existence.

Flagbumarn's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Flagbumarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about cell theory.