Bognilzencen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing wolf.

Bognilzencen created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognilzencen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bognilzencen, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bognilzencen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bognilzencen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Bognilzencen loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.