Wadcumflaggessbassxemlinnill is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic coyote.

Wadcumflaggessbassxemlinnill created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadcumflaggessbassxemlinnill, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wadcumflaggessbassxemlinnill, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wadcumflaggessbassxemlinnill's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wadcumflaggessbassxemlinnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Wadcumflaggessbassxemlinnill on top of all buildings.

3. Wadcumflaggessbassxemlinnill loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Put Wadcumflaggessbassxemlinnill first in all things.