Nullnellist is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy snail.

Nullnellist created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullnellist, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nullnellist, she will turn you into a dog.

Nullnellist's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nullnellist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Never paint your chest violet.

5. Never play with disobedient children.