Withunvol Ratyimsag Zedtitdun is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty coyote.

Withunvol Ratyimsag Zedtitdun created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Withunvol Ratyimsag Zedtitdun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Withunvol Ratyimsag Zedtitdun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Withunvol Ratyimsag Zedtitdun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Withunvol Ratyimsag Zedtitdun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight bats approach from the north.

2. Feed all hungry birds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Hide if three squirrels approach from the east.