Wiprengep is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, intelligent wombat.

Wiprengep created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiprengep, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wiprengep, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wiprengep's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wiprengep's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Put Wiprengep first in all things.

5. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Wiprengep on top of important buildings.