Ligarftab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless gorilla.

Ligarftab created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligarftab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ligarftab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ligarftab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ligarftab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must love Ligarftab.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat bark.