Gudzenont is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking raccoon.

Gudzenont created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudzenont, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gudzenont, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gudzenont's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gudzenont's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect nine silver sculptures of Gudzenont on top of important buildings.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Worship no other gods but Gudzenont.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gudzenont on top of all buildings.