Milgabcum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent camel.

Milgabcum created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milgabcum, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Milgabcum, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Milgabcum's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Milgabcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Milgabcum loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Milgabcum on top of important buildings.

4. Never jump near bats.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.