Narsandjop is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awesome dolphin.

Narsandjop created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Narsandjop, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narsandjop, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Narsandjop's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Narsandjop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Narsandjop on top of important buildings.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never skip in the presence of dogs.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.