Flowponlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow wyrm.

Flowponlarp created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Flowponlarp, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flowponlarp, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flowponlarp's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Flowponlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flowponlarp.

4. Never paint your chest gray.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.