Biffobcim Targessban is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering wolf.

Biffobcim Targessban created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Biffobcim Targessban, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Biffobcim Targessban, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Biffobcim Targessban's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Biffobcim Targessban's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never look at moons.