Mapjental is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-confident hummingbird.

Mapjental created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapjental, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mapjental, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Mapjental's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mapjental's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed carrots to badgers while wearing cyan shoes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.