Nanfobbif is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered wyvern.

Nanfobbif created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanfobbif, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nanfobbif, it will turn you into a duck.

Nanfobbif's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nanfobbif's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.