Lopdimhim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered cow.

Lopdimhim created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopdimhim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lopdimhim, she will turn you into a rat.

Lopdimhim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Lopdimhim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine birds approach from the east.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never paint your chest brown.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.