Lithubmad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, smart butterfly.

Lithubmad created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Lithubmad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lithubmad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lithubmad's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lithubmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not take Lithubmad's name in vain.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.