Xuc is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, impressive beaver.

Xuc created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Xuc, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuc, he will destroy your favourite star.

Xuc's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Xuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.